It's funny...

It's funny how girls talk constantly about how they just want a gentleman. Someone who holds open doors, respects them, doesn't try to pressure them into sex. A guy who likes them for their entire being, not just the exterior. It's funny. They say that they just want a guy who cares about them, and takes care of them, and smiles every time they enter the room. They pretend that when they find this guy, their lives will be complete. It's funny. Actually, it's hilarious. Isn't it ironic, that in you're life at this very minute ladies, sitting in his room all alone, their is probably that gentleman. And you've already turned him down. "Oh, I just see you as a friend." "You're like a brother to me." "I don't want to ruin our friendship." "You're a great guy, just not for me." "Any other girl would be lucky to have you."

Are you kidding me ladies? Why? If you say you want the guy who will treat you right, and this guy will, then why? Don't keep lying to yourselves, don't keep lying to us. You fantasize about the romantic guy, but what you really want is the asshole. For some sick twisted reason, that us men will never understand, you want to be with those boys.

I call them boys because that's what they are. You think they are big, strong, tough, men. They aren't. A man treats people, men and women, with respect. A man takes care of those he loves. These "men" you girls really want, are nothing but little boys with cool haircuts and nice clothes.

The real men are waiting. They are the ones on the phone with you at 3 in the morning when the "boy" broke your heart again, even though they have exams at 6:00. They are the ones that bring you soup when your sick, not because they are your boyfriend and it's expected, just because they want you to feel better. They are the ones that call you on your birthday at midnight, just to be the first one to say it. And they are the ones who never get a chance at the girl of their dreams.

And I swear, the first girl to reply to this post saying that she is different is nothing but a liar... I didn't start getting girls until I joined a band. I'm still that nice guy, but I have to pretend at first that I'm an asshole, then once I've got a girl's interest, show her I'm not. Does this sound normal to you?

Then fix it. The ball's in your court. Go find that boy who has had unrequited love for you for years and give him a chance. Even if you don't really like him at first. You never know, you might actually end up wanting the things you say you want out of a man.